Dennis Stass, the bench warmer of the fighting Irish

Dennis Stass is the starting bench warmer of the Fighting Irish. Dennis is an all-conference, all-provincial, and even an all-Canadian bench warmer that the Fighting Irish started are pleased to have. He drinks all their water from tiring himself out from warming the bench and has to run to the bathroom every 10 minutes due to the amount of water he has consumeThe amount of splinters he has on his ass from the bench is unbeatable.