The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped and is on the run. Bums beware

In a twist of fate, the infamous lone star native has escaped from the Texas State Penitentiary in Huntsville in the midnight hours of Friday, April 28th.

The bandit managed to trick guards into thinking he was unconscious and then sprang into action, tickling his way to freedom.

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